“In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!” “You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. Then two asses come together and I come once-a-more. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: As it is not possible in India not to talk to the next person in the bus, these guys also sit down and engage in an animated conversation. Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!
After asking for PIN, Account details, Amount required, whether printed receipt required etc., Nothing is left.īanker – Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ? Waiter – Idly, vada, uppma, pongal, dosa, poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam.īanker – OK ok.bring idly, vada, and dosa.
The Bank manager could not reply to this one!īank Manager goes to a south Indian restaurant.